Dear Tooth Fairy

Dear Tooth Fairy,

I understand that you give children money for losing teeth. Children put their teeth under the pillow for hopes of big bucks in the morning. I have a new proposition for you!! See, my daughter Lillian is 8 1/2 months old and she still hasn't gotten any teeth let. However, this poor girl is miserable. How about I put money under Lily's crib if you make all her teeth come through? I know this isn't in your job description, but do you think you can bend the rules just this one time?

Thanks,
Melissa